Candy Corn Oreos The concept of Candy Corn Oreos seems perfectly natural to me, as the fusion of two great American childhood icons of deliriously artificial sweetness. My tasters, however, all groaned or gasped when presented with this product, apparently feeling that somehow, corn syrup flavored like other corn syrup was the final bridge too far. “Candy Corn Oreos?” deadpanned one taster, “What could go wrong?” As an aside, I should disclose that I am among the rare adults

Benjamin Franklin famously said: “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” A lovely sentiment, but if we are to extrapolate existential meaning from the existence of our beverages, what then must we take from the fact that Buffalo Wing and Ranch Dressing flavored sodas are things that exist? Have been abandoned by all that was good and right in the universe, left to float helplessly through a meaningless cosmos until we ultimately return to the ash from when